4g61t.org

Specializing in the 3g CSM
It is currently Thu Nov 21, 2019 4:51 pm

All times are UTC-05:00




Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 11 posts ] 
Author Message
PostPosted: Thu Jul 03, 2008 7:37 pm 
Offline
CSM Junkie
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:22 am
Posts: 603
Location: Whale's Vagina, Commiefornia
After watching the Lakers get cremated, I fell asleep on the couch and had a dream that went like this...

I'm in the colt, on my way to work, and come up on this new LS3 Vette (dealer plates and all). I uncork the exhaust and slowly pass a couple gears too low. I'm sure he was thinking "stupid kid.." which is exactly what I wanted him to think and then act on.

After I got a few cars past him I saw the hood rise a little; I knew it was on. There was a little delay on my part, and this put him rolling in pretty fast. I nailed it and banged a couple gears...ended up about a car ahead. The car was missing pretty bad up top (haven't figured that out yet). His windows were blacked out so I couldn't see the face of failure :(

After that encounter I'm suddenly driving an 03 slowbra. I find two M5s; one is the new E60 and the other is E39 (E49? ah..whatever). The E60 wouldn't play until I got in front of him. Was it the 345s? the growl? Who knows but suddenly he was interested.

We made a right onto an open 3-laner. I found second and waited for him to punch it. Of course he did and pulled about 1/2 a car until my foot was firmly planted and I walked off. He jumped over all the lanes and turned off.

Yes... edited with more fun...

The next day, I'm back in the 03 again on my way to Fry's (an exit I blew by) and find this guy in the fastest vette ever made; a silver LS2 vert :dw:

This was kind of a joke and not much of a race... Destroyed over and over.

Later in the dream I found a guy in a beautiful 996 turbo on his way home this afternoon (yeah it's a long-ass dream). It was lowered with rim and exhaust (who knows what else) and was the fastest 911 turbo I've run into so far. It was close. He started out behind but got the jump; I think I added about a car or two before he quit and turned off. I was banging gears HARD and "chirping the 345 drag radials.

I would trade in my left nut for a 996/7 turbo.


Last edited by dan on Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:30 pm, edited 1 time in total.

Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 7:29 pm 
Offline
CSM Junkie
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:22 am
Posts: 603
Location: Whale's Vagina, Commiefornia
Added more while you're all speechless :)

_________________
'18 X5, AWD TT
'01 IS300 2JZ-GTE VVT-i, ///M killer
'07 997 Turbo, 1144WHP


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:29 pm 
Offline
2nd Banana
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:16 pm
Posts: 9369
Location: San Diego, CA.
I am speechless.

_________________
91 GSX - 511fwhp and 352 lb/ft 25psi 110 octane, 7.68 @ 95.9mph 1/8th 21psi 91 octane, 11.93 @ 112.9mph, 117.7mph best trap speed, 20psi 91 octane
98 Volvo S70 T5 - DD

http://www.facebook.com/captaintonus


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:44 pm 
Offline
CSM Junkie
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:22 am
Posts: 603
Location: Whale's Vagina, Commiefornia
Just about to take another nape. What are you up to? :P

_________________
'18 X5, AWD TT
'01 IS300 2JZ-GTE VVT-i, ///M killer
'07 997 Turbo, 1144WHP


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 8:57 pm 
Offline
2nd Banana
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:16 pm
Posts: 9369
Location: San Diego, CA.
Quote:
Just about to take another nape. What are you up to? :P
Hangin' out. Watching TV with the stereo on at the same time. It's all bueno.

_________________
91 GSX - 511fwhp and 352 lb/ft 25psi 110 octane, 7.68 @ 95.9mph 1/8th 21psi 91 octane, 11.93 @ 112.9mph, 117.7mph best trap speed, 20psi 91 octane
98 Volvo S70 T5 - DD

http://www.facebook.com/captaintonus


Top
   
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:32 pm 
Offline
CSM Junkie
User avatar

Joined: Mon Jun 26, 2006 3:43 pm
Posts: 636
Location: Wilmington, DE
Quote:
03 slowbra
:D Thats how I got my name, except mine was a 99 :(


Top
   
PostPosted: Sun Jul 06, 2008 9:47 pm 
Offline
2nd Banana
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:16 pm
Posts: 9369
Location: San Diego, CA.
Quote:
Thats how I got my name, except mine was a 99 :(
Ahh, those really are slow.

_________________
91 GSX - 511fwhp and 352 lb/ft 25psi 110 octane, 7.68 @ 95.9mph 1/8th 21psi 91 octane, 11.93 @ 112.9mph, 117.7mph best trap speed, 20psi 91 octane
98 Volvo S70 T5 - DD

http://www.facebook.com/captaintonus


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 10:56 am 
Offline
CSM Junkie
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:22 am
Posts: 603
Location: Whale's Vagina, Commiefornia
Nap resulted in a repeated raping of a new sti.

_________________
'18 X5, AWD TT
'01 IS300 2JZ-GTE VVT-i, ///M killer
'07 997 Turbo, 1144WHP


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:24 am 
Offline
2nd Banana
User avatar

Joined: Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:16 pm
Posts: 9369
Location: San Diego, CA.
Quote:
Nap resulted in a repeated raping of a new sti.
I have dreams like that too, only I'm not raping cars...

_________________
91 GSX - 511fwhp and 352 lb/ft 25psi 110 octane, 7.68 @ 95.9mph 1/8th 21psi 91 octane, 11.93 @ 112.9mph, 117.7mph best trap speed, 20psi 91 octane
98 Volvo S70 T5 - DD

http://www.facebook.com/captaintonus


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Mon Jul 07, 2008 12:24 pm 
Offline
CSM Junkie
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:22 am
Posts: 603
Location: Whale's Vagina, Commiefornia
haha

_________________
'18 X5, AWD TT
'01 IS300 2JZ-GTE VVT-i, ///M killer
'07 997 Turbo, 1144WHP


Top
   
 Post subject:
PostPosted: Sun Jul 27, 2008 1:00 am 
Offline
CSM Junkie
User avatar

Joined: Thu Jul 06, 2006 4:22 am
Posts: 603
Location: Whale's Vagina, Commiefornia
Very little love. :(

_________________
'18 X5, AWD TT
'01 IS300 2JZ-GTE VVT-i, ///M killer
'07 997 Turbo, 1144WHP


Top
   
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic  Reply to topic  [ 11 posts ] 

All times are UTC-05:00


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  
cron
Powered by phpBB® Forum Software © phpBB Limited