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I know it not Mitsu related, but any Honda-Kill is a good Honda-Kill. This guy I work with is kinda a (self proclaimed) know-it-all. He comes to work with this used silver riced-out Honda coupe it's about 5 or 6 years old. Its not even in that great of shape, the body kit is raggedy, and the front end paint is completely chipped to hell. The front cowl is starting to actually falling apart. The kit was poorly done years ago, and now it's getting worse. Without my prompting, he comes in to work bragging about how fast his new car is. He says like 2 or 3 times that it's fast. Its got a fart can and an I believe an air intake. I believe it's a VX model (the one with SOHC) He shows me the motor and proclaims that it has VTEC. I don't correct him. Im keeping quiet... but it's killing me inside this Jackass has this slow assed, riced out, raggedy body kit car, and he actually thinks its fast. Later in the day he brings it up again. I ask him if he wants to race my Toyota Pickup. Without asking anything about it he says he would kill it.... This guy is so stupid he says stuff like my motor redlines at 12,000 RPM. So we meet up after work and line up on an old back road. I should state for the record that my Toyota is a 2002 4x4 V6 5 speed that Ive added a TRD Supercharger and bigger injectors, Gibson Cat-Back, K & N and Timing/fuel control. Never been Dynoed, but most similar setups have about 270 RWHP give or take. I tell hime on the 3rd beep. On the 3rd beep I roar off, 31 Inch tires spinning.....(I launched in 2WD)Im looking beside me and he is nowhere to be found. Up around 80-90 MPH and I see him way..... back... there... I stop and let him catch up to me. I say wanna try again? And once again on the 3rd beep.... Killed him.... more like innialated him. I stop and he finally catches up to me. Im laughing and I tell him... Ive got a SuperCharger. He says why didn't you tell me? I say you never asked (I doubt he even knows what a supercharger is/does). I didn't have the heart to tell him that the truck is probably my slowest vehicle. The Scary part is that this guy is in his 40s. WTF!!!!

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Tim

85 Kaw Turbo
03 BMW ZHP
06 EVO 9 MR

A 40 year old with a riced out Civic. What is this world coming to? Anyway, Good Kill!

One more person got a wake-up call.

"Bringgggg Bringgggg"
"Hello"
"This is your ass calling, I was too scared to hand myself to you on a platter yesterday, so I figured I'd call to say I was on my way now.!"

to bad you couldnt have video taped it and show it to every one at your work, maybe that will stop the braggin problem. poor lil ricer.

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93 eagle summit, 4g15

+1

A 40 year old did that? Makes us old guys look real bad...

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Dont street race. Others may be offended.

Hahaha Tim, that gave me my chuckle of the day.

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90 Eagle Summit 1.5 - Wrecked
92 Eagle Summit ES 1.6 DOHC n/a - Parts
92 Eagle Summit 1.5 - Sold
94 Talon TSi AWD Auto - Sold
90 Laser RS FWD 4G63T - Hit and totalled

Summer - 2000 Pontiac Fireturkey Trans Am LS1 A4
Winter - 2006 Honda CRV K24 5MT

Ouch, in his 40's and he doesnt know shit about cars?! I thought i was an old ricer but at least i know a little something about cars. Geez.
Anyway, nice kill! Or murder.

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http://members.cardomain.com/socrateez
04' Olds Alero
91' Colt GL hatchback
4g15 12valve 5spd.
4g37 TB, MAF & Injectors. 4g37 ECU
Ported & polished & custom CAI w/K&N filter
5* Cam retard, 7*Ignition advance
2-1/4" catback w/flowmaster muffler
89 GT brake and suspension swap
Lots of little s#@t

ha good story

40 year old ricer... lol

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90 GGSX
89 YX-600
92 Laser AWD

I say Midlife Crisis.
Probably was dumped recently, has extra money and is already signed up for most the porn possible. When he not touching it, he trys to make himself feel better by bigging up his little D15.

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92' Dodge Colt 200GT - 4G63T - Taking Offers.

What? That guy actually PAYS for pr0n? LOSER!

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Got rabies?

LOL! Any of you fellow mid-life crisisers or lads too young to sign up for pay porn, heres a good link. Never pay for porn again!!
http://www.ultimatepasswords.com

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http://members.cardomain.com/socrateez
04' Olds Alero
91' Colt GL hatchback
4g15 12valve 5spd.
4g37 TB, MAF & Injectors. 4g37 ECU
Ported & polished & custom CAI w/K&N filter
5* Cam retard, 7*Ignition advance
2-1/4" catback w/flowmaster muffler
89 GT brake and suspension swap
Lots of little s#@t

lol he needs to learn the real mid life crisis car is always a corvette

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90 GGSX
89 YX-600
92 Laser AWD

where do you work?

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I own a CSM.
I live my life 1 repair at a time.
Nothing matters...not my crew...my bills, nor my friends drama...
For those 10 months or less... I'm broke...

I work at Barstow-Daggett Airfield. It's off of I-40. Im a Helicopter Pilot in the Army.

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Tim

85 Kaw Turbo
03 BMW ZHP
06 EVO 9 MR