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WTF you guys get "Happy Endings"
man is californians get messed up :-\
In VA you do
Up here in Maryland, you just gota know how to talk to em.
Same for around here, you just gotta know which entertainment venues to hit up.
same down here...
Best way to bang a stripper: hit on the waitresses, and not them. The waitresses will be stoked as hell because they never even get noticed, and the strippers will be jealous because they aren't getting any attention. Either way, you don't sleep alone.